De-Fuzzers, the best hair removal kit I’ve found, have to be the NoNo and the Phillips Lumea Prestige IPL.
Hair removal methods might alarm some people!
With all the excitement about the easy and ancient cure to baldness, liver, kidney, and many other ailments. In case you didn’t know, that’s castor oil, olive oil or any natural oil poured directly onto the skin, the small groove between the shoulder blades, regularly, and castor oil on the scalp too. We women and I guess men too, may be thinking, hang on a minute, will I be sprouting all over the place? Well, the answer is dependent on quite a few things, like race, and gender, and some of us have indeed been, yes I will call it a curse (Sabotage curse) because it’s been the bain of my life! Cursed with extra dark and thick body hair.
If you wanted to know more about how to cure baldness and grow your eyelashes you might be interested in this post, otherwise read on.
The NoNo is great for facial hair and body hair, used 2-3 times a week it is completely painless! The average user says you see results in 6-8 weeks. I noticed straight away! What it does is as you glide the device across your leg/arm/face it lights up blue and the Thermodynamic wire zaps all the hairs it touches. It’s great, you really will be impressed with these ladies and gents!! NoNo has many different models and colours. Check NoNo out on Amazon for men or women Or visit www.officialnono.co.uk
The No No works best on Dark hair but does Light Hair too
Now being a natural blonde, I expect that I didn’t have any extra body hair! But I was changed by a Sabotage curse! and have been a dark-haired person for most of my life. As a teenager, at school, I remember running out to join my classmates on Hamstead Heath for cross country, and as I approached them, being late, as usual, my arms had suddenly sprouted?!? It was literally that fast, and I remember the look of absolute disgust and horror of the girls when they all inspected me as if it had always been there! and it hadn’t.
Hairiness in Professional Football!
When I played professional football for Arsenal and a few games for Liverpool especially, for those teams I was Sabotaged cursed, and given facial hair or hairy legs, that was one reason why we all now have long football socks! the other reason of course is because sometimes when the football hits your shins it really, really hurts.
I played football in men’s teams, it wasn’t a girl’s game then and all the grown-up men were so big compared to us, there were a few of us youngsters who played professionally. Some men were hairy but not that hairy, and as young people, I wasn’t even a teenager, nor was Beckham and we just thought it happened to old people.
So when the Saboteurs jeered at me and said that I just wanted to be a man for playing football, they said that I ought to look like one and gave me a bumfluff mustache and sideburns! I didn’t realise until I got home! I was the ugliest little girl who then everyone thought was a boy.
I refused reporters and photographers because I was so ugly, they knew I was a girl, well I expect most did. You see originally when we first started the game of football, as Queen of England I had to order the Captain to order the soldiers to play with me, my real brother and I had invented a new game which we called football because its a game with a ball that you can’t touch with your hands.
Anyway, the reason it became a man’s game, I was Queen and it was my game so I obviously had to play! is because of the soldiers, girls did and could have joined in but they didn’t want to. I did, so from the beginning of football’s existence and as a professional game, I have been playing and so have the soldiers. Arsenal is called Arsenal because I named it so as Queen of England, ex-servicemen ‘Gunners’ after the war needed jobs and we all thought that the balance the gunners had and leg strength was a plus for being a footballer.
Now a little-known football fact, the only reason we had to have another London football club was because of the Trouble with Tottenham and Milwall! They didn’t think it was right that a little girl should play football and quite a few of us were beaten up and arse raised so we thought, ok, we are going to make another club, and when the army asked what jobs might be available for returning soldiers I was like Fantastic.
The game took off, but everyone expected the players to be men, I didn’t care, and then because I was always being sabotaged (cursed) I thought I will use this to my advantage, I won’t be the ugliest little girl footballer in the world I will be an undercover female playing professional football and I took to wearing a fake mustache which came in big sticker sheets from the joke shop, pretty soon all the kids at the matches I played at wanted fake mustaches too. Everyone at Arsenal knew and obviously the players did as well, but they forgot of course like everyone with all the forgetmenots, it wasn’t repeated until years later in a Groundhog which occurred in the Armageddon.
(Aside 1) What is a forgetmenot and a Groundhog?
A forgetmenot, does not have to be within a Groundhog, but I think as we have been in several Groundhogs for a few centuries now we would most commonly associate it with a Groundhog.
A forget-me-not is a term I have coined to describe a chunk of time possible spanning decades that people have forgotten. Like for instance that this is probably the 3rd or 4th Covid 19/Corona Virus we have encountered. Trump was in power in the States as he is now and Boris Johnson Prime Minister, however, he stepped down quite quickly in one or two of the last rounds of Covid 19/Corona Virus. Biden too was trying to become president in the last rounds of the Covid 19/Corona Virus but he too quickly steps down.
Now, who remembers any of this? I remember because I was in the midst of it the first time around and the other repeats of the passage of time called a Groundhog, another term I have coined to describe the repetition of a day a week or in this case decades.
So simply put a forgetmenot is mass forgetfulness of a huge chunk of time often associated with a Groundhog. So if by chance we end up 40 years down the line with the same news and another Covid 19/Corona Virus outbreak, England still thinking they are in the EU, we actually left in the second outbreak! and Boris Johnson and Theresa May in power in England AGAIN, then we will have experienced a Groundhog which also encompassed a forgetmenot. As this could ONLY HAPPEN IF WE HAD COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN HOW AWFUL THAT WAS.
There were no rules about Women playing football!
This was all before Fifa of course and then there were no rules about women footballers it was just assumed footballers are all men. Now of course there is women’s football, it’s a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT GAME! The girls were simply awful and I will NEVER coach or play women’s football again. So please don’t ask!
You may be thinking who does she think she is? well, I expect my ugly little girl, teenager and grownup football photos will come out at some point, I tried to ban some they were so bad, but it’s documenting football rather than my embarrassment of how bad I looked. I was in all the tabloids and I played under quite a few football names which the figments took over so there lies all the confusion.
You see the Saboteurs wanted to cause confusion at the football matches to cover up their crimes of Prostitution, Thievery, and Extortion, so they invented crowds of people who obviously didn’t know who I was nor the other famous footballers. Worse some, and you have probably seen this on TV when the newly invented figment crowds rush the pitch stealing the footballer’s shirts and then it all starts looking managed again, the crowd subsides to the seats but they haven’t left the pitch entirely and decide to play another game on top of the one the professionals have just played and those matches in the Armegheddon were the ones that got aired, so no one knew all the REAL FOOTBALLERS.
Once a newly invented figment or otherwise, basically, anyone who has stolen your shirt and name it’s quite hard to get back because they push you out of the way and get photographed close up! After a match you are so tired really, it’s not a time to be bothered about fighting it’s like, oh you stupid reporter that’s a fake, no offense, but quite often after they’ve interviewed the fake or someone who looks like a man! they didn’t believe me. and I really want a shower now or the loo or a drink!
Remember when watching a football match you as a spectator can’t see the footballer’s faces, unless they are shown on the big screen .then they get all their newly made friends (the new crowd) to acknowledge them as Maradonna or Ronaldo or Federra or Monroe or Queen those are the main names I played with, the other one I played a lot with was ‘Reserve’!!
Some reporters had to interview and photograph the fakes because they were violent so there’s that too, people just backed down so there wasn’t any violence, it was a small space where we were interviewed and photographed and then someone else I suppose published it, I don’t quite know all the fact as it pertains to the media but I know lots of reporters in the Armegheddon were murdered and threatened to only do as the Saboteurs wanted.
I myself had a fair few fights with the fakes in that little orange long room or corridor where we were photographed and was nearly on a ban because of it, so it’s a bit like I had to let the reporters interview the fakes or get banned for fighting.
Then worse, in trying to get your name back once they’ve been photographed and put into the papers and stolen your money! they themselves get Doppelganged so there are lots of people who say they are Maradona, Oh it’s so obvious that they lied, they need to step down!.
I called them liars all the time and got beaten up, by the crowds! they asked me how would I know because I’m a girl, and shouldn’t know anything about football! And that is precisely how I know because I am Maradonna and Ronaldo, Federra, Queen and Monroe and Reserve! and I also know that I AM A GIRL, so male Ronaldo’s or Maradona’s, etc, have to know that there is evidence and it will be very embarrassing very soon.
(Aside 2) What are Figments?
A Figment is exactly the same as a Human medically speaking, but they do not have souls, some have a Residual Spirit if you like but different from a Soul. They are now the majority population all over the world. A lot of people don’t know whether they are Human or Figment and the tale, tale sign is in the DNA. A figment has a tiny little ‘ f ‘ in their DNA.
Another distinguishing factor is that upon death, they disappear, I know weird! but as Coroners and Police Officers and the Army and Witnesses all over the world will contest, it actually happens in three to four days sometimes sooner and sometimes later, so burial is not really a consideration, Figments have Rememberances, much like a wake. Figments are inventions that the Saboteurs have conjured to cover up their crimes of killing all the Humans, so yes, I am very concerned about overpopulation!.
(Aside 3) What are Doppelgangers?
A doppelganger is a phrase I’ve coined, meaning that a person, Human, or Figment is cloned or copied so a doppelganger is someone who looks exactly like the original but isn’t. In some cases, they have the same memories, up to a point thinking they are the original calling themselves the same name, to all intents and purposes they are the same person but, they are not.
I have met many, many doppelgangers as well as knowing the original people and they know they are doppelgangers because they purposely swap with each other in work situations so organization is a nightmare and instructions rarely followed.
They communicate their intentions to each other, as in “now it’s your turn to interact with this person” and so on, they try to be quite careful that you don’t realize and only see one of them, but they quite often live with each other and send one – four or so of them out to pretend to the originals friends that they are them. Most unfair!
So how do you revert the Sabotage curse of Hairiness?
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Previously to that awful teenage experience, of running out onto the Heath for cross country practice at school, yes before that, I had also watched in disgust as my legs sprouted thick, strong dark hairs, which even when shaved still showed as little brown spots. And my skin scratched by the razor red, I wasn’t that good at it, so there were some blood spots, all in all, a terrifying experience.
The Facial Hair Sabotage
And Facial hair?!? How is that even possible for women?!? Well, it’s very possible if you consider the facts, the evidence. The curse/Sabotage wasn’t inflicted on all women or men, it was selective at first. As a child, not satisfied with changing my looks because I now couldn’t be recognised as the little abused girl who wouldn’t die, and just kept coming back.
They all thought they’d ruin me further by stretching out the lobes of my ears, long ear lobes is not a rate of human beings. It would look like in old age as though I had always worn heavy earrings. They also drew a finger across my eyebrows to join them together.
I mean what’s that?!? And then it was your eyebrows should be longer, on the ends and sideburns, like a man, it was really the beginnings of a beard, but I wouldn’t let them give me a beard, so I ended up with eyebrows that would join together and end in a splatter of little hairs, sideburns which, didn’t join over my face and a mustache that wasn’t like a man’s but still, did I mention the dark colour of my hair and the lightness of my skin?!?
They thought this to be so hilarious they did it as revenge to each other and pretty soon that’s how they perceived humans so they invented figments in the likeness of a hairy monkey!
There must have been a mass Sabotage of Hairy legs in the 80’s because. . .
Some women went all continental or so it was described and actually were skirts with horrendous squiggles of brown leg hair, I just couldn’t do that, and I couldn’t actually in some cases avoid it as sometimes they would curse me at the most inopportune moments. If I’m really honest excess hair, on the face and body was THE MOST UNDERMINING thing to me in teenage life, it completely took away my confidence and made me see things differently. I was a Thelma, you know, like in Scooby-Doo! I wasn’t attractive at all and yet, I knew all the best boys, not that they recognised me, but I knew them, what they liked, cars, football, smokes etc, I knew who they liked and why the other girls were mostly not even interested in them, but thought they were of course!.
I came to terms with myself as I saw it, and became me. A long time later, in Belsize Park, where I used to live, this curse came up in conversation, and unfortunately, everyone started thinking that’s a brilliant punishment, and the recently invented people were cursed badly. Some had full beards and mustaches, I was VERY AFRAID of them, suddenly people I knew, were copying the Saboteurs M.O.
Being new figments (the cursed or sabotaged) they didn’t all perceive that this was a curse, some volunteered because they were alone and didn’t have any idea what to do, they were so sure that after they had endured this, they would be accepted and that was that.
I cured some of this when I could but not the vast majority. And whilst attempting to do this I realised that although perhaps I may have been one of the first that they had experimented on, it was now worldwide. This was not contained, there was no control over their cruelty, no end, just horror after horror.
A lot of women I remember in the 80’s did come out opening up and speaking up about their hair issues, I think it was mainly leg hair or underarm hair. Famous people had been photographed with hairy armpits or facial hair, it was what would be a blackmail picture if you were snapped with unsightly hair for the famous actresses. And women decided to own it and not be embarrassed……..but we all were. And I began to think of female hair as natural, but it really isn’t.
It’s a SABOTAGE!
And my part? I did insist on a revenge myself, and that was to make a girl that had attacked me and killed 2 children and a police officer, braid her pubic hair up to her belly button in a French Plait on Pretty Beach in Malta. All this was in the Armageddon when absolutely everyone it seemed was mentally retarded and the Police couldn’t arrest without the station being bombed and replaced with figments that do the bidding of the Saboteurs and all their Doppelgangers.
Clearly, things today are now changing back to what they should be. The authorities will not bow down to the bullies, or give in to criminal behavior. It’s the clean-up we’re in now I would say.
The clean-up and the delivery of the truth.
We’re still a long way from restoring people to their naturally beautiful selves! But hey, Technology has answered this problem with so many different products, we really have smashed it with these two products the NoNo and the Phillips Lumea Prestige IPL, and many, many more hair removal systems on the market today.
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