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Anti-Hermaphrodite Sandwich Mayo

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Prep Time 5 minutes
Cook Time 0 minutes
Total Time 5 minutes
Servings: 2 People
Course: Snack
Cuisine: English
Ingredients Method Notes

Ingredients
  

  • Half tsp Dried Parsley Or a sprig of fresh Parsley chopped
  • half tsp Dried Basil Or several fresh Basil leaves chopped
  • Half tsp Dried Rosemary Or a Sprig of Rosemary chopped
  • 2 tbsp Mayonnaise

Method
 

  1. Mix all herbs together in a bowl with the mayonnaise.
  2. Prepare buttered bread and hard cheese or ham and smooth over your Anti-Hermaphrodite Sandwich Mayo and enjoy !

Notes

(Tip) Use 3-day old bread to give your immune system an Extremely Strong Antibiotic boost.
(Tip) If you have a sweet tooth or just prefer a something less savoury try it on Fruit Bread, the Rosemary goes particularly well with the sweet bread.